Jake Price About
I live vicariously through myself,
I once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish and I never say say things taste like chicken even if it is chicken.
I once taught a horse to read email for me.
I have been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
My enemies list me as their emergency contact number.
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don__™t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because I am thinking of something sad.
My shirts never wrinkle.
I'm left-handed. And right-handed.
If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
I once punched a magician. That__™s right. You heard me.
MY reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
I am the most interesting man in the world.
I'm just that awesome.
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